Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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