She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We have so much sex to catch up on
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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