dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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