Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What did we do last night that was yellow?
its not stalking. its research.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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