she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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