the new term for farting is butt boxing.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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