The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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