thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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