butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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