I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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