ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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