god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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