For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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