i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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