saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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