I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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