I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Randomize