And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
