this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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