I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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