I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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