You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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