OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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