We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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