I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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