halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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