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Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Please, let me fuck your mom
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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