doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
