I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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