laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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