I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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