If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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