mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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