I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
50% drunk capacity currently
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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