If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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