Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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