I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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