I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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