Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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