Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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