we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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