If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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