Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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