I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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