i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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