I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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