just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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