Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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