So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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