So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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