no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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