This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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