did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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