hell yes lets make some ravioli
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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