in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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