I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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