goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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